I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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