yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
