Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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