It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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