Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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