I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Two words: blizzard sex
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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