Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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