ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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