guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Randomize
