Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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