i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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