Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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