Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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