i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Also, beer. Big fan.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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