i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm always down for nudity.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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