You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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