i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
