I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
