My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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