found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
