of course. lets lasso hookers.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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