so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Randomize
