My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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