Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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