distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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