Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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