This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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