Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Life is so much better after having sex.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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