Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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