Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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