He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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