it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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