as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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