? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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