I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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