Farmville is her only friend.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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