dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My breasts were aching with rage.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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