Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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