Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
