: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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