I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She bit a glass in half.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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