The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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