Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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