"it" just moved
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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