Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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