She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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