i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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