are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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