I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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