I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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