Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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